Humanity is fucked...

Weeeeeell.........

I have tried to resist because I know a lot of people post these things on Facebook BUT then I realised that I hate these stupid posts so much I couldn’t hold off any longer. What is wrong with people? Do you really believe in all this shit?

Find the word with the spelling mistake...

GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE
GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE

GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE
GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE

GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE
GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE GULLIBLE

Now eat 2 slices of toast, dance a jig while standing in the bath and punch a parrot in the tits.

Finally send me your bank sort code, account number, pin, mother’s maiden name and the spare key to your house, close your eyes and count to 1,000,000 then make a wish and it will come true.

NO. IT. FUCKING.WON’T.

Wishes are made by kids to revive their fucking hamster that grandad sat on after Christmas dinner or for people who believe in fairies, they are not real, they don’t come true and even if they did I am pretty sure Facebook would have found a way to monetise the wishes and sell it to us.

Talking of the word gullible, did you realise that it hasn’t featured in any form of dictionary since 2007 when it was deemed too confusing for idiots to understand? Amazing huh!


Or how about this one........

The only problem is I CAN think of one, It’s a little known town on the eastern state line of Ohio called PRICKville. The only reason people post shit like this is to get you to comment, like and share to increase their page and site traffic, you then get tempted to click on an external url that takes you to a site with advertising that earns them a shit ton of money because you think you’ve ‘beaten’ their oh so difficult test.


Or even this one......

If you share shit like this you won’t get crabs, but you will get 99.4% of your friends on Facebook cursing the fact you have the use of your fingers (or forehead looking at how some people type)

Why do people share the most mundane of shit?

Let me give you some examples.

“Can’t wait for my Sunday dinner” – Good for you, I can’t wait for you to stop breathing.

“Been for a walk” – Shame it wasn’t off of a cliff.


“Eating a packet of crisps” – I hope you choke.

“is thinking” – I highly fucking doubt it.

“Anybody know what the weather is doing today” – Look out of the fucking window..... dick!



Before you start pissing and whining about the pointless shit I post just remember these important facts.

(A) I don’t give a fuck
(B) Unless you are god you are NOT better than me, if you ARE god then you are almost equal.