The ramblings of a fat buffoon!

I saw a friend on FB ask if anybody ever got up to mischief born out of boredom while grounded, and it took me back many years to a time whe...

Ever read the paper and see that somebody has found a deep fried chicken brain or rat in their KFC bargain bucket? Are you fascinated when p...

Let's start with a couple of niceties shall we? KFC haven't got my order wrong for WEEKS, and so you know why? Because I fucking REF...

Cambridge united confirm that they are now the world's richest club after dwarfing revenue streams from such clubs as Milan, Barcelona a...

 What. The. Actual.Fuck? Nothing brings the old folk into town like market day. It's like a zombie invasion, but you could easily outrun...

Who here felt that their mental health suffered during lockdown? You did!?!? ME FUCKING TOO! So let's talk about it, but first make sure...

So, about a week ago my wonderful wife decided to send me on another great adventure to your Ely restaurant, boy how I love that place! As...